I am depressed when I:

1. am being a bitch.

2. am overly critical.

3. don't eat.

4. sleep a lot.

5. can't write, even a decent 200-word copy.

6. don't talk.

7. can give a perfect figure-a budget for a trip or business.

8. create a database in a week.

9. play SUDOKU for an hour.

10. don't wear makeup.

11. don't care about what I wear.

12. don't cook/bake.

13. don't care when weeds grow in my garden.

14. make stupid lists, such as this.